Paints

So... back in the day we accidentally switched the Electrum and Radium pigments when we made our first batches. Consequently, the name doesn't ma...

"My mama always said ‘Life is like a box of chocolate. You never know what you’re gonna get." This box of chocolates lets you look up into the l...

It’s midnight on a night with no moon. The air is perfectly still, and the only sound is that of a shovel biting into the dirt. You hit something...

Normally when you mix red and green you get some shade of brown. However, if you throw blood-red paint and a dehydrated goblin together you get H...

Think large and slithery with thick skin, sharp teeth, and more than a touch of evil! Think Leviathan! Leviathan shifts from dark teal to a ligh...

Deep below the earth when the rock phase shifts from solid to liquid ... Molten Mantle starts off looking deep purple in the bottle but shows of...

So... back in the day we accidentally switched the Electrum and Radium pigments when we made our first batches. Consequently, the name doesn't ma...

Cowabunga dude! Shell Shocked is a light purple to light green shift that reminds one of a couple of turtles that befriended a rat. Note: Shell...

Like standing in the desert and watching the sands shift around you. No way out but forward. Shifting Sands displays shades of yellow-gold with ...

The Fae Wylds is a land of potent magic and duality separate from that of the normal world. Fae Wylds, the paint, is a zenishift. It is purely m...

Don't worry, you aren't seeing double! 3D Glasses develops a beautiful blue/cyan front-facing color that transitions to a magenta. Note: 3D Glas...

We aren’t talking about making soup here, just pure liquid gold. Stock up on the real deal. An expensive-looking mid-range true metallic gold. ...

Appleseed, like the Granny Smith, has a tart and crisp feel to it. It is a bright, delicious green ready to highlight that poisoned apple. Note...

It'll make your knees weak and your arms heavy. A meaty, warm red metallic. Reminiscent of the marinara sauce on your mom's spaghetti. Note: Fo...

There once was a proposed TV show called “Sky Rat” about a rat with amnesia that learns to fly from a group of pigeons. The show never saw the l...

Tea, Purl Grey, Hot. More of a periwinkle than a tea color, but you get where I'm going here. Purl Grey is a mid-range purple with tinges of sil...

Instead of doing a cold open to introduce this turboshift, we are just going to jump into its description. Cold Open has a subtle shift from a c...

The rainbow roll was born in Little Tokyo in Los Angeles in the 1960s. Some 60 years later the paint was created a few blocks away in the Arts Di...

And she's buying a stairway to heaven ..." Pearly Gates is a full white metallic, pretty as a pearl with a just hint of silver. Note: Pearly Ga...

"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion." Made with actual silver, Sparkle Motion will blind you with its brilliance. Give it your ...

"Shiny blue is more noticeable, more unique, and more full of the chill promise. Cool Ranch is a super-saturated deep-blue metallic. There is no...

Lyrics inspired by LA, the Midnight City, and the birthplace of Turbo Dork:Waiting in the carWaiting for the ride in the darkAt night the city gr...

Black ICE can be deadly to an intruder net running in cyberspace. So be careful as you may not see it coming. This is an all-black metallic pain...

I doubt that Robin Hood’s nemesis ever wore a tin badge; but Bullock, Longmire, and Woody sure did. A pale, silvery true metallic that is almost...